What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 08:29

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
GM has another affordable EV in the works and it’s not the next-gen Chevy Bolt - Electrek
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”
Why do creationists ask for proof of evolution and then ignore the answers?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why are white women dating more black guys than ever?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Is LGBTQ destroying the world?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
What are the strangest parts of The Bible?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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